The Real Story Of German Engineering

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 05/10/2014 at 15:43 • Filed to: shoop, polandball

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NoahthePorscheGuy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/10/2014 at 15:48

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The 2014 targa edition at least.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > NoahthePorscheGuy 05/10/2014 at 15:50

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And the GT3 having 4 wheel steering, and every German car ever.

NoahthePorscheGuy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/10/2014 at 15:51

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GT3 was for speed though, Porsche only did it because the advantage gained was greater than the weight saved.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/10/2014 at 15:51

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K. Dis is cool.

Racescort666 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/10/2014 at 15:52

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How about the 8 control arms in the front of my Audi?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > NoahthePorscheGuy 05/10/2014 at 15:53

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As I said, Complicate and Add Weight

dogisbadob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/10/2014 at 15:56

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and make sure it won't last 30k

Manuél Ferrari > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/10/2014 at 15:56

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They had no choice on that matter. That was actually just compensation for making the car bigger. They had to do something about the car being less nimble in the turns due to the longer wheelbase.

The Transporter > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 05/10/2014 at 15:58

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Didn't you mean to say Das ist cool?

doodon2whls > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/10/2014 at 16:44

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Awesome!

Vicente Esteve > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/10/2014 at 22:32

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Ze Gearbox:

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Daniel MacCabe > Racescort666 05/11/2014 at 00:17

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Believe it or not, that was supposed to be for torque steer prevention. Even worse - the bushings on all 8 arms are not replaceable, you have to buy a full set of new control arms when the rubber goes.

I had an allroad. I felt the pain sucking on my wallet.

Apollon > The Transporter 05/11/2014 at 05:51

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Eiskalt.

4age20vsilvertop > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/11/2014 at 06:25

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May I present you the Porsche 909: So complicated, it has a football instead of a fuel pump and ignition resistors made out of wood, so heavy, it weighs 375kg without driver.

German Engineering at its best.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > 4age20vsilvertop 05/11/2014 at 15:09

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May I present to you the joke: So simple and light that you not only completly missed it, but it flew so far over your head that it almost got melted by the sun.

Humor at its best.

4age20vsilvertop > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/11/2014 at 17:11

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Lol I know a Joke when I see one: